You know, I was doing some research for... something recently and I happened to be looking at the age of consent for various states and I came across something startling, if... no, really, just startling. It occurred to me that I had never actually looked up the New York age of consent. And you know what? It's seventeen. Interesting, Lex.

Also:


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Harvey, if you ever get the urge to talk about him again, can you, you know, not? Thanks a bunch!

Lex, I just kicked your Russia branch in the nads. I hope you have a good time figuring out what they've just done. All on your orders, mind.

ThisIsLexLuthor (5:28:35 PM): DO ME!

Lex! Control yourself.

I mean, I know I'm irresistible, but you don't have to say so.

Bought out Scott Telecommunications for three times market value.

Also, Lex, you might want to check on something in Brazil.

The 'how good' list.

1. Lex
2. Harvey
3. Tony
4. Crane
5. The person I, uh, met (no, I'm not naming names)
6. Jon
7. That guy from accounting
8. Freeze
9. My clone
10. Some random whore
11. Edward Selk

People I Need To Talk To

Tony
Lucius
Alfred
Supes (if he'll let me)
Lex
Harvey (possibly)
Maggie (we need to watch some movies or something)

Other Things I Need

Coffee
Frozen Yogurt
Coke
Kettle Chips
Tony
The Who
A sniper to kill a particular person
A cigarette SMOKING IS BAD FOR ME
Sleep (fat chance)
Asperin
A blanket

I'm having serious doubts about voting for either Luthor and Dent OR Joker and Crane. I mean, I have very little desire to help put the Joker into a position of any relative power (not to mention that I'm not sure Crane is even old enough to run as his VP. He's younger than I, isn't he?), but I'm not sure it would be in good taste to advocate ( Read more... )

So, I was doing a little writing today by hand. My thoughts for the day, if you will.

I'll readily admit that I feel disgusted with myself now. It's true, I have feelings and I was deluded to ever think that I could overcome that human trait. I didn't want them and I certainly have not been convinced that having them is necessarily a good thing. ( Read more... )